(Source: netimu, via awinkofaneye)

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

(via blindarmy)

(Source: n-i-c-o-t-i-n-e, via nutella-)

(Source: cockkkkkkkk, via nutella-)

(Source: sophiejoubert, via nutella-)

(Source: prettifier, via nutella-)

(Source: weheartit.com, via nutella-)

(Source: seewantshop, via reenx3)

lushella:

 

(via nutella-)

lushella:

 

(via nutella-)

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via boyfag)

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

(via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)